Post by Varga on Apr 4, 2023 22:42:27 GMT
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Hi Varga,
Got your letter about your second Tim raid. [An orc expletive that emphasises the lack of consideration Illneval shows moss beds] and [An orc expletive referring to multiple parts of Gruumsh's anatomy]! Nobody crosses a Crushin’ Boulder twice and lives! Kill that Tim guy or I will. Teleported out of a grapple? What a coward!
But glad you now have some good loot! Mancatcher sounds like a fearsome creature. Is important for a War Lady. Biting enemies’ behinds is good skill for a battle hound.
A horn to call warriors from Nishrek? Useful. Good. Seen your grandfather? Just asking. Haven’t seen him since my trip to Acheron. He didn’t like the new handle I made for Tearjerker. I said ‘I stole it from you fair and square, so it’s mine, can make any handle I want, not a kid anymore.’ Maybe a bit too harsh. If you see him, tell him I put the old handle back on.
Back to your letter. I'm not angry. At least you re-killed some undead. That's very proper. But jumping off cliffs? Once is okay, but twice? You're a big girl, is unbecoming. Unless there are spikes at the bottom. Were there spikes?
Also your friends all flying down on a demon horse… Not good for business of the ladder guy. He weak. Your mother would have shot down the horse. Use ladder or no go down cliff. She's a proper business woman, hope you learn from her! How is your business doing?
Oh, and happy to hear your friends doing well. Haven't met Wren. They sound alright. Having a pet clan is an interesting raid strategy. Lull the enemy into a false sense of cuteness. And strike. Smart. Kelne and Oziah? Oh, yes, I remember them from when we fought the dragon! You never forget the people you fought a dragon with. He's still grumpy about it, by the way.
Swears and curses,
Your loving dad.
Continued in Owe Me the Money
Hi Varga,
Got your letter about your second Tim raid. [An orc expletive that emphasises the lack of consideration Illneval shows moss beds] and [An orc expletive referring to multiple parts of Gruumsh's anatomy]! Nobody crosses a Crushin’ Boulder twice and lives! Kill that Tim guy or I will. Teleported out of a grapple? What a coward!
But glad you now have some good loot! Mancatcher sounds like a fearsome creature. Is important for a War Lady. Biting enemies’ behinds is good skill for a battle hound.
A horn to call warriors from Nishrek? Useful. Good. Seen your grandfather? Just asking. Haven’t seen him since my trip to Acheron. He didn’t like the new handle I made for Tearjerker. I said ‘I stole it from you fair and square, so it’s mine, can make any handle I want, not a kid anymore.’ Maybe a bit too harsh. If you see him, tell him I put the old handle back on.
Back to your letter. I'm not angry. At least you re-killed some undead. That's very proper. But jumping off cliffs? Once is okay, but twice? You're a big girl, is unbecoming. Unless there are spikes at the bottom. Were there spikes?
Also your friends all flying down on a demon horse… Not good for business of the ladder guy. He weak. Your mother would have shot down the horse. Use ladder or no go down cliff. She's a proper business woman, hope you learn from her! How is your business doing?
Oh, and happy to hear your friends doing well. Haven't met Wren. They sound alright. Having a pet clan is an interesting raid strategy. Lull the enemy into a false sense of cuteness. And strike. Smart. Kelne and Oziah? Oh, yes, I remember them from when we fought the dragon! You never forget the people you fought a dragon with. He's still grumpy about it, by the way.
Swears and curses,
Your loving dad.
Continued in Owe Me the Money