Post by Varga on Apr 5, 2023 9:42:28 GMT
Continued from Resting Lich Face
Dear dad,
Seen grandpa. He’s not salty about the handle. Just hard to accept change. Appreciated you putting the old one back on. Means a lot, he said. So you’re good.
You'll be angry. That [an orc expletive citing Bahgtru's policies against unbecoming behaviour among warriors] coward Tim has outwitted us again! And we still didn't get the money he owes me, Jaezred, Taz and Wren for killing the beholder lich.
This time Heret gave us money to go after him. All I had to do was to paint Snapmaw red and walk across the town. Did I tell you about Snapmaw? She's a shark. Only she's dead. She used to swim in lava and had a radiant beam on her head, but after I killed her she flies and has a lantern on her head. Isn't complaining so far. So I guess she's good.
Anyway, we went to Port Ffirst, to some sus shack. Taz asked me to open a door. I opened a wall. I kind of do that more and more lately. I dunno, Taz could also open the wall, maybe he wasn't feeling like it? He triggered a trap. Don't commend him, he did it on accident. I had to help him out of it. He's usually more dextrous, but that's at sea. Anyway, he opened the door when the corridor caught fire, so I think he was just tired or something.
Ana carried Archie across the fire corridor. She's a strong girl. Should take her cliff jumping one of these days!
Jaezred just teleported. He be like that.
Then we got into a room with poison. Well, we didn't know it was poison. But then we drank some of it, and it was poison. Jaezred shattered the glasses, I smashed the table. Got back at it for poisoning us!
Anyway, we went on, and there was Tim. Naked. Don't commend him either! He wasn't brave fighting us without armour. He was the armour! Used a clone. Jaezred figured it out after we killed the other Tim. You know, every time we go after Tim with Jaezred, we can't find the right Tim in the end. I kinda feel maybe we shouldn't take Jaezred with us for it...
Anyway. We investigated around. Found out Tim was targeting the fair in New Hillborrow. Gotta kill him before that, I was gonna go for a snowball fight there! I'll keep you updated.
Swears and curses,
your loving daughter Varga.
The Tim saga completes in Sphere we go again
Dear dad,
Seen grandpa. He’s not salty about the handle. Just hard to accept change. Appreciated you putting the old one back on. Means a lot, he said. So you’re good.
You'll be angry. That [an orc expletive citing Bahgtru's policies against unbecoming behaviour among warriors] coward Tim has outwitted us again! And we still didn't get the money he owes me, Jaezred, Taz and Wren for killing the beholder lich.
This time Heret gave us money to go after him. All I had to do was to paint Snapmaw red and walk across the town. Did I tell you about Snapmaw? She's a shark. Only she's dead. She used to swim in lava and had a radiant beam on her head, but after I killed her she flies and has a lantern on her head. Isn't complaining so far. So I guess she's good.
Anyway, we went to Port Ffirst, to some sus shack. Taz asked me to open a door. I opened a wall. I kind of do that more and more lately. I dunno, Taz could also open the wall, maybe he wasn't feeling like it? He triggered a trap. Don't commend him, he did it on accident. I had to help him out of it. He's usually more dextrous, but that's at sea. Anyway, he opened the door when the corridor caught fire, so I think he was just tired or something.
Ana carried Archie across the fire corridor. She's a strong girl. Should take her cliff jumping one of these days!
Jaezred just teleported. He be like that.
Then we got into a room with poison. Well, we didn't know it was poison. But then we drank some of it, and it was poison. Jaezred shattered the glasses, I smashed the table. Got back at it for poisoning us!
Anyway, we went on, and there was Tim. Naked. Don't commend him either! He wasn't brave fighting us without armour. He was the armour! Used a clone. Jaezred figured it out after we killed the other Tim. You know, every time we go after Tim with Jaezred, we can't find the right Tim in the end. I kinda feel maybe we shouldn't take Jaezred with us for it...
Anyway. We investigated around. Found out Tim was targeting the fair in New Hillborrow. Gotta kill him before that, I was gonna go for a snowball fight there! I'll keep you updated.
Swears and curses,
your loving daughter Varga.
The Tim saga completes in Sphere we go again