Post by Varga on Apr 4, 2023 22:36:06 GMT
Father,
How have you been? Any interesting raids lately?
I went on a strange one the other day. A guy named Tim sent us down the hole under Daring Heights. There’s an old dude there, charges one silver to jump off a cliff. Or use a ladder if you’re weak. I jumped. Was so much fun! You must think I’m being childish. Maybe I just miss home. Besides, fun to do something childish from time to time. It was only 100 feet or so anyway. Nobody else jumped. They’re too serious. Wren disappeared and appeared at the bottom of the cliff. They’re sneaky, so I don’t know what they did. Heret and Taz climbed down. Jaezred just walked down the wall. He be like that.
Found Tim's pants with some shit and some playing cards. Found a cave with a bunch of flying cats, called Tressyms. Something was picking them one by one, but they kept living in the same cave. Stupid and suicidal. They'd make good battle pets. We found a dead bogar in a pit. Went forward, found a demi-lich. He reanimated a beholder lich. Wonder if that's how they procreate… Anyway, we rekilled the beholder lich. But the demi-lich got scared of us and ran off. We'll get him next time. Was fun. Sent the flying cats to the Academy. There’s a bunch of weird ducks there, maybe cats can hunt them. Get in some battle practice. Also I pulled two cards from a deck. They gave me cool tattoos. One on each arm. Did hurt quite a bit after that. But now I have Daring Heights and Frog Bog tattooed in god. Which is cool, goes well with the Queen of Air and Darkness's wings.
But there was a downside. Turned out Tim fooled us, and just had us clean up the beholder lich, he wasn’t actually going to pay us. I just called him an [an orc word that is hard to translate, but it broadly refers to Illneval’s deeply unsettling relationships with moss beds - ed.]. Jaezred was very peeved about being fooled, which was fun. We’ll take revenge, for sure. Just a matter of time. And Tim.
Until then!
Swears and curses,
Varga.
Continued in Resting Lich Face
How have you been? Any interesting raids lately?
I went on a strange one the other day. A guy named Tim sent us down the hole under Daring Heights. There’s an old dude there, charges one silver to jump off a cliff. Or use a ladder if you’re weak. I jumped. Was so much fun! You must think I’m being childish. Maybe I just miss home. Besides, fun to do something childish from time to time. It was only 100 feet or so anyway. Nobody else jumped. They’re too serious. Wren disappeared and appeared at the bottom of the cliff. They’re sneaky, so I don’t know what they did. Heret and Taz climbed down. Jaezred just walked down the wall. He be like that.
Found Tim's pants with some shit and some playing cards. Found a cave with a bunch of flying cats, called Tressyms. Something was picking them one by one, but they kept living in the same cave. Stupid and suicidal. They'd make good battle pets. We found a dead bogar in a pit. Went forward, found a demi-lich. He reanimated a beholder lich. Wonder if that's how they procreate… Anyway, we rekilled the beholder lich. But the demi-lich got scared of us and ran off. We'll get him next time. Was fun. Sent the flying cats to the Academy. There’s a bunch of weird ducks there, maybe cats can hunt them. Get in some battle practice. Also I pulled two cards from a deck. They gave me cool tattoos. One on each arm. Did hurt quite a bit after that. But now I have Daring Heights and Frog Bog tattooed in god. Which is cool, goes well with the Queen of Air and Darkness's wings.
But there was a downside. Turned out Tim fooled us, and just had us clean up the beholder lich, he wasn’t actually going to pay us. I just called him an [an orc word that is hard to translate, but it broadly refers to Illneval’s deeply unsettling relationships with moss beds - ed.]. Jaezred was very peeved about being fooled, which was fun. We’ll take revenge, for sure. Just a matter of time. And Tim.
Until then!
Swears and curses,
Varga.
Continued in Resting Lich Face