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Post by Jim (Wee Mad Haimish/Gütts) on Jan 7, 2021 11:03:02 GMT
After a few weeks of unsuccessful Patrons visiting Wee Mad Hamishs "Gellerie extra'or-in-a-deer" ( Port Ffirst first Art exhibition), He started to wonder what he was doing wrong with this "bizinezz" venture, and why he wasn't rolling in "swaying dosh". Perhaps the Pixie suada wasn't such a great painter after all, so he's procured a new marvelous painting by Bill... or Bob, whatever he's called. But now his temporary shelter started to get a bit too small, so perhaps it's time to "spend some dosh te'h make some", and Hamishs sets out to rent a Small property with a store area and some small rooms for lodging or storage. And te'h have a look for some more promising artist that can depict Hamish in all his glory on the walls of his "Gellerie extraordineer". Luckily there is a small little kobold kid that seems very keen when it comes to art, which offers to man the gallery and look after it when Haimish is out. Haimish manages to find a small and creaky little shop. Nothing fancy, but also nothing too expensive "alreet, time to spend some dosh" rent: 50gp wages: 10gp expenses: 25gp Total monthly upkeep: 85gp Initial setup cost: 4x Upkeep = 340gp
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Post by Jim (Wee Mad Haimish/Gütts) on Jan 18, 2021 13:56:13 GMT
It's the start of the second week of "Gellerie extra'or-in-a-deer".
The Gallery sporting two magnificent painting of Wee Mad himself, ready for the world to marvel at, he realizes that most of these Adventurous types might not have the cultural breeding to understand what they are missing, so what better way than throwing a little "venison-sausage" party, where the punters can get a free preview of these marvellous additions to Kantas Cultural heritage.
It's a good thing he has a few barrels of fermented birch sap, and squirrel goes along way to buff out the venison.
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Post by Jim (Wee Mad Haimish/Gütts) on Jan 26, 2021 18:09:30 GMT
This week, Haimish attempts to lure more punters with the beautiful sound of Bagpipes
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Post by Jim (Wee Mad Haimish/Gütts) on Jan 30, 2021 0:27:30 GMT
Learning aboot mimeartistry, Haimish Employees his lates strategy. So nude and gold painted he's ushering people in to bear witness to the wonders of his "Gellerie extra'or-in-a-deer"
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Post by Jim (Wee Mad Haimish/Gütts) on Feb 1, 2021 17:40:50 GMT
This first month has been quite successful, Not sure how but Hamishes "Gellerie extra'or-in-a-deer" has attracted the attention of some of the more sophisticate patrons of Port Ffirst, discussing the deeper meanings of these marvelous artworks.
In the local Gazett, features a couple of quotes:
"Art is the lie that enables us to forget the truth." - Peter Pig Manlasso
“I dear not imagine that painting and I would not want to paint my imagination.” - Vincent Will von Gonagle
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Post by Jim (Wee Mad Haimish/Gütts) on Feb 9, 2021 18:53:43 GMT
This week, Hamish has been posing "a natural" in front of the gallery for anyone whom dare to "explore" their artistic talents
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Post by Jim (Wee Mad Haimish/Gütts) on Mar 1, 2021 16:17:36 GMT
This week, Hamish has been trying to get his Meta player Jim to make some portraits, oooh how rusty those drawing muscles are
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Post by Jim (Wee Mad Haimish/Gütts) on Jan 4, 2022 19:31:59 GMT
It's been a bad month, for Haimish, after clobbering Jack and Langston, he deceded to get a "mangi' ol' mut" and tried to teach it how to paint, needless to say this turned the Whole Gallery into a reeet old mess...
But and handfull of recompense to his neighbours (170gp worths), mostly for structural damage and some sanitation of animal ffaeces , get's the gallery back up again
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Post by Jim (Wee Mad Haimish/Gütts) on Jan 16, 2022 13:37:22 GMT
"Reet!, iz aboot taim I getz thees Gellerie back te shape"
This week Haimish goes back to tried and tested methods, of nudity and gold paint.
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Post by Jim (Wee Mad Haimish/Gütts) on Jan 22, 2022 14:55:25 GMT
it's been a while since Hamimish meet any artists willing to paint him in his full unadorned glory, so he'll attempt some self-portraits this week to hang in the "Gellerie", first attempt is body paint, a wall, and a trampoline, hopefully, this will pay off.
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Post by Jim (Wee Mad Haimish/Gütts) on Jan 31, 2022 9:58:32 GMT
"reeeit, z' aboot tai'm i'd look int'eh this pubic reelations dem all be yappin' aboot, But how do ye goo aboot it?, i changing roooms perhaps?"
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