Post by Mittens Mckittens on Nov 13, 2024 15:39:36 GMT
“What in the bloody hells happened back there Mittens?!”
“Well like I said Lev. I think we got put in the wrong group. Probably some mix up with the Party lists-And technically it was the Abyss we got sent to, not Hell-thee Hells.”
“Mixed up?..Mixed up?!! I’ll bloody say we got mixed up! Mixed up in something we fucking shouldn’t of!
“It was an emergency summons to the Witching Court Lev, Everybody was going! Besides slept in during the last one, I wasn’t gonna miss another.”
“We got teleported to The Weirding Court and then to Kundar. A place we’ve never been to before and have no ruddy interest in…”
“Well I'd probably liked to of visited sometime-"
“-When it's not in the progress of being devoured by a giant-bloody monstrous maw…”
“Something Wicked yeah...”
“Without a bunch crazy front-liners!”
“Keros, Rae, Tanz Leonida, Vox
“…armed with a jar full of the worse things imaginable-but in brine…”
“Pickles?”
“We then all STUPIDLY jumped into it…"
“…The Pickle jar?”
“THE MOUTH YOU MORON! THE BIG CITY DESTROYING!! PEOPLE DEVOURING MOUTH!!!”
“Just checking.”
“…to then face off against an army of hundreds of freakin’demons and metallic-dragon bone firing things to act as a distraction while some goblins buggered off to cut some bloody chains!!”
“And you then you got taken out straight away…”
“And SOMEHOW you didn’t die! How’d you manage that anyway!?”
“Well um…I got stuck in. Shot off some Magic missiles. Tried to Banish some of the dragon things…”
“And…”
“And, Keros kinda went down instead.”
“Right.”
“I got him up though, well potion’d him anyway then Tayz did the rest. Then the chains got cut, we teleported outta there safely to The Witching Court, the Somethings got sealed and we have big party.”
“Wait-what?"
“I said The Somethings sea-"
“No-forget then Y-you went a party?! Free food?!! And you didn’t summon me back?!
“W-well I was pretty wiped Lez, and I was a bit busy helping Rae out with a curs-"
“You could’ve got someone to doing a sending to me! I’d of come straight away!”
“Really Lev?”
“Well..no, I was have still been angry with you dragging me on that death sentence of a-”
“Multi-planer saving Mission Lev!”
“Whatever ! But then I’d of taken a quick nap, and come to eat my fill."
“I can cook you something now if you- Lev? Lev where ya going!”
“Stop wasting time just sitting there and come and cook me something now!”
“And..he’s back finished his rant…Phew…”
“MITTENS!”
“Okay-Okay I’m coming lev jeez!”