Post by Mittens Mckittens on Nov 13, 2024 6:46:39 GMT
“That was pure-torture!”
“Ugh Lev please not so loud!”
"First you answer a summons by the apprentice of possibly the most irresponsible mentor, who sent a drunk pixie as a means of ‘getting you there’ by payment of alcohol-which you can’t buy…"
“I-it’s fine I-gave him..so-some off milk..mgghmmm…”
“Yeah-not the same…
You then get to Killian’s, find out he’s not home and left Eric in that ‘weird-lonely state’..alone..Of course he had…
You then proceed to ‘think about it, and get ‘pulled’ into some endless maze of loneliness-alone…That turns out to be..alive?!"
“'I revel in my crippling loneliness. It's a harsh mistress, but she's the only one who truly understands the symphony of silence that plays within my soul.’”
“You then not only wander aimlessly for hours till you meet that one dwarf racket-box Felix, but you then summon me-make me have to be responsible for you as you were utterly knackered, had to go along with the idea you being put into Felix’s bagpack to be lugged about.”
“It was cosy..if a bit..pointy…”
“But worse of all-WORST OF ALL-I had to endure-a sing along-A SING A LONG! By The both of you!…Till finally…Mercifully I poofed…”
“Here we go..he we go..heeeree..gooo..weee…zzzzhh…”
“And yet you, despite being in that state and after all that, you actually had the sense to realise that that dwarf you found lost in there..”
“Jyndeth… Brightpass…mggh…”
“Mhm..That she would die almost immediately if she left with you all from lack of food and water for months…You realised that and made sure the others knew about it and got her healed up first when you all eventually found one another and were able to get out.
You then gave Eric, after he was actually starting to feel better, your infernal puzzle box to solve.
Which turns out could’ve..literally blown his nearly-healed mind…”
“It..was..Haardifcult…”
“Thankfully it didn’t, but still…True strike..Blegh.
And then, after enduring ALL THAT. You agree to another summons by him to have a tour of The Witching Court…”
“Sooo much to seeeeee…So much discovereee…”
“Well you won’t be going again anytime soon..Not at least until you get some sleep…”
“Ye-es Levi-mummy..gh…Zzzz…”
“I..*Sigh* It’s a good job I like you ya know kid.”
“Zzz..Here we..zz..goo..zzz..weee….Lone..ley…”
