The Shining Pond - Lady Sunday
Oct 19, 2018 19:51:45 GMT
Tugark (Retired), Grimes, and 4 more like this
Post by Sunday on Oct 19, 2018 19:51:45 GMT
Lady Sunday’s leaning against the bar in the Ettin talking at a disinterested Coll, who’s not listening and is pretending to wash an already-clean glass.
“….BIGGER THAN A HOUSE, AND IT HAD TENTACLES AND IT WAS JUST SWIMMING AROUND IN A SEA THAT HAD NO END. Gimme another pint; no, not that one – too nutty. The other one. Yer, thanks.
So it turns out there’s a bunch of Elves living in the mountains out West. Who knew? Means more customers for you” She looks around an empty bar as she downs her drink and waves for another one “this place could do with more customers.”
“It’s 10 in the morning.” Coll replies without looking up.
“Anyway, there’s a bunch of Elves in the mountains to the West. Grimes is gonna report back to the council about setting up trade and an alliance and other boring stuff. We saved their whole village from mind control and eternal damnation soooooo I reckon we’ll get a good deal on textile imports.
Turns out they’ve been in the area forever – get this, though: their souls went into a lake when they died and not up to heaven, which is where Chronicler said they should be going.
We found out that a Marid had been mind controlling them to go out and be adventurous, then he’d keep their souls in jars and watch their lives over and over again once they died. Pretty neat idea.
We didn’t kill it; we captured the Marid in a teapot and accidentally gave it to a hag, who was living nearby keeping an eye on the village. Apparently they work for Granny, so she has a pet genie now which is pretty cool. Zeenah and Chronicler and CrowRustle made deals with this hag. It was pretty funny, actually, that little bird lost all his feathers. He’s completely plucked!
I asked her to introduce me to Granny - do you know anything about her?
Can I have another drink? Oh, sorry about your table last week….”
“….BIGGER THAN A HOUSE, AND IT HAD TENTACLES AND IT WAS JUST SWIMMING AROUND IN A SEA THAT HAD NO END. Gimme another pint; no, not that one – too nutty. The other one. Yer, thanks.
So it turns out there’s a bunch of Elves living in the mountains out West. Who knew? Means more customers for you” She looks around an empty bar as she downs her drink and waves for another one “this place could do with more customers.”
“It’s 10 in the morning.” Coll replies without looking up.
“Anyway, there’s a bunch of Elves in the mountains to the West. Grimes is gonna report back to the council about setting up trade and an alliance and other boring stuff. We saved their whole village from mind control and eternal damnation soooooo I reckon we’ll get a good deal on textile imports.
Turns out they’ve been in the area forever – get this, though: their souls went into a lake when they died and not up to heaven, which is where Chronicler said they should be going.
We found out that a Marid had been mind controlling them to go out and be adventurous, then he’d keep their souls in jars and watch their lives over and over again once they died. Pretty neat idea.
We didn’t kill it; we captured the Marid in a teapot and accidentally gave it to a hag, who was living nearby keeping an eye on the village. Apparently they work for Granny, so she has a pet genie now which is pretty cool. Zeenah and Chronicler and CrowRustle made deals with this hag. It was pretty funny, actually, that little bird lost all his feathers. He’s completely plucked!
I asked her to introduce me to Granny - do you know anything about her?
Can I have another drink? Oh, sorry about your table last week….”