[Greenwich Venue] The Ballad of the Red Elf (Levels 2-5)
Sept 27, 2018 15:57:10 GMT
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Post by crumblesnout on Sept 27, 2018 15:57:10 GMT
Crumblesnout bounds offstage to the rapturous applause of at least the three people still upright in the Cavernous Seashank, sweat gleaming on his pale gnomish forehead.
After gloating and downing several pints of terrible beer, and a few shots of the intoxicating black liquor Jedd peddles as “the good stuff”, Crumblesnout’s lips are loosened. He tells of the trials he and his Bountiful Talents endured to secure much coveted tickets to the antiques fair at Lightning Bay. He keeps winking, and talking about how he knows someone “very interested” in obtaining of the items. Someone willing to pay handsomely, but who unfortunately can’t attend. So it would need to be obtained... by other means.
“If only I could find a group of adventurers brave and bold enough to pull off a... Not a heist, you understand, because we adventurers are a good sort. But a top secret mission for a very important client. Listen, I’ve even written a song about her...”
After gloating and downing several pints of terrible beer, and a few shots of the intoxicating black liquor Jedd peddles as “the good stuff”, Crumblesnout’s lips are loosened. He tells of the trials he and his Bountiful Talents endured to secure much coveted tickets to the antiques fair at Lightning Bay. He keeps winking, and talking about how he knows someone “very interested” in obtaining of the items. Someone willing to pay handsomely, but who unfortunately can’t attend. So it would need to be obtained... by other means.
“If only I could find a group of adventurers brave and bold enough to pull off a... Not a heist, you understand, because we adventurers are a good sort. But a top secret mission for a very important client. Listen, I’ve even written a song about her...”
