Post by Beets The Beetle (Feenix) on Nov 7, 2023 18:34:29 GMT
“Wow Beets done with your deliveries already?”
“Yeah Diana, got a little extra zip-in my flit today cause of-
“Beets is that a scythe?!”
“Mhm? Oh yeah Jer! She’s called Windbreaker. Anyway I was saying, she gives me a little extra boost when I'm fly-!”
“Mmgh! Windbreaker? What kinda name is that?”
“Well, it’s the one she came with, and I think it suits her. I got her from an Aerotaur called Thena living North of Kulgoran-she also goes by the 'Hurricane of Maray'-”
“What!? Get out Beets! You met the Hurricane of Maray?! Did she really-?”
“Yep.”
“And that story about the time she single handily-?”
“Yep that too. Here, take a look if ya like!"
“Wow. It's so light!”
“Mhm! She was pretty cool. Told us a whole bunch of her old war stories after we got her ‘Daimain’s Infinitely Folded-Blade' from his Tomb. Whatever was left of him wasn’t really much trouble once the others saw through his illusions and I scared off his followers.”
“No-way! Thee Daimain-‘Damian the Anillantor of Hope?’ Why he practically-”
“So are you gonna start going by ‘Beets the Beheader' then?”
“W-what? W-what makes you say that Jer?”
“Well now you’ve got scythe and all, plus I some people talking The Three Headed Dragon the other day about a little fairy adventurer going around that grows big scary insect mandibles and chomps peoples heads off! The story gives people who don’t like bugs the creeps! Oooh, maybe you could get your friend Lolli to make you an awesome scary hood for when you grow your mandibles out. You could pretend you’re gonna slice ya enemies head off with your scythe when really you’re gonna monster out your mandibles and ‘CHOMP’-!”
“I-I think I’ll go see if Paradise Frost have any early lunch runs ready…”
“Hey could ya bring back some doughnuts when ya finished Beets?! The ones with the raspberry jam! Man those things are good!”
“You know-I’ve just thought of a good nickname for you Jer.”
“Oh yeah Di. Whatcha thinking? Jeremy the strong? Jeremy the brave? Jeremy the amazing talented and especially good looking?”
“No...Jeremy the Jerkwad! You how Beets feels talking about her...‘Her inner-beast’.”
“Oh. Well hey I was only kidding around!”
“Well you better be ‘moving around’ and getting on with your deliveries for the cheese-mongers in the market or you’ll be going around-a-whole-head-shorter!”
*WHOOSH!*-*BANG!*
"Argh!!! My d'o-d'ose!! G’laright d’im going d’dim going-geezh!”
*Click*
“Huh..Windbreaker..Guess your name really does suit you!”
