Post by Beets The Beetle (Feenix) on Oct 8, 2023 8:43:24 GMT
đ A big thank you to Derthaad for the lovely art to celebrate the Beetlegirl's 2nd Birthday in the Dawnlands! đŞ˛
âHey guys, Iâm back from my deliveries!â
âHey Beets youâre just in time for dinner!-And Iâm cooking tonight!â
âI donât know why you guys wonât let me cook dinner anymore, I thought my Fire-bolt Chilli was pretty good the other day!
âGary it smelt and tasted like dragon-breath, and I can safely say weâve all experienced enough of that defending the town last summer! You can still cook us breakfast!â
âBut Diana you guys always eat out for breakfastâŚWait..Is that why-
âOoookay! Um, did anyone order a parcel from Paradise Frost? Jorious said it was special delivery for us all from an aanaâŚAn anononoâŚHe said it was a surprise!â
âMaybe itâs a thank you bonus for all my hard work, I did do my fastest pie delivery run the other day!â
âJeremy, launching them through customer windows as you go doesnât exactly count as delivering, youâre lucky that Town Hall clerk took it all in good humour.
âHey I yelled âSpecial deliveryâ-Itâs not my fault they decided to look out the window right at that moment!-Ouch Diana!
âGo ahead and open it up Beets!â
âHm okayâŚâ
âOoo!â
âOh wow!
âMasterful!â
âIs that chocolate?!!â
âOh thereâs a card inside-âHappy Birthday Beets!â No name on it though-Aww Beets you didnât say it was your birthday?!..Beets?â
âI-itâs not for a few days yetâŚâ *Sniff*
âYou alright hun?â
âY-yeah! I-I just havenât had a birthday cake since before PaâŚâ
âW-well lets make the most it! How about we all have a slice before dinner?â
âIâll get the plates! And perhaps I should have the first slice-make sure itâs not poisoned or anything!â
âJer itâs hardly gonna be poisoned from Paradise Fr-â
*WHAM*
âARRGH!-MY LEG!!â
âJer?!â
âW-who put a warhammer in the dish cupboard?!!âŚâ
âOoops!â
âHey guys, Iâm back from my deliveries!â
âHey Beets youâre just in time for dinner!-And Iâm cooking tonight!â
âI donât know why you guys wonât let me cook dinner anymore, I thought my Fire-bolt Chilli was pretty good the other day!
âGary it smelt and tasted like dragon-breath, and I can safely say weâve all experienced enough of that defending the town last summer! You can still cook us breakfast!â
âBut Diana you guys always eat out for breakfastâŚWait..Is that why-
âOoookay! Um, did anyone order a parcel from Paradise Frost? Jorious said it was special delivery for us all from an aanaâŚAn anononoâŚHe said it was a surprise!â
âMaybe itâs a thank you bonus for all my hard work, I did do my fastest pie delivery run the other day!â
âJeremy, launching them through customer windows as you go doesnât exactly count as delivering, youâre lucky that Town Hall clerk took it all in good humour.
âHey I yelled âSpecial deliveryâ-Itâs not my fault they decided to look out the window right at that moment!-Ouch Diana!
âGo ahead and open it up Beets!â
âHm okayâŚâ
âOoo!â
âOh wow!
âMasterful!â
âIs that chocolate?!!â
âOh thereâs a card inside-âHappy Birthday Beets!â No name on it though-Aww Beets you didnât say it was your birthday?!..Beets?â
âI-itâs not for a few days yetâŚâ *Sniff*
âYou alright hun?â
âY-yeah! I-I just havenât had a birthday cake since before PaâŚâ
âW-well lets make the most it! How about we all have a slice before dinner?â
âIâll get the plates! And perhaps I should have the first slice-make sure itâs not poisoned or anything!â
âJer itâs hardly gonna be poisoned from Paradise Fr-â
*WHAM*
âARRGH!-MY LEG!!â
âJer?!â
âW-who put a warhammer in the dish cupboard?!!âŚâ
âOoops!â