Touching Base - 3/10/23 - Ronkk's Perspective.

So der I woz, savin' the party once more. A dashin' hero, expert swordsman, motivational extrawdinare.

Basically, some dragon lady wanted us to go oust a bunch of baddies with a rock. So me, Kum, Herritage, Amarilloian, and An-ear went to go sort it. The Dragon lady brought an army wiv'em to help out, but we didn't need no army. they all hid while we did all the work. Ronkk the Mytee Worrior is better than any army, and wiv my new friends, we smashed 'em.

Me and Kum went in the front door bravely, met a bunch in purple clothes who took us straight to the rock. We tripped balls for a bit, but long storry short, our will couldn't be shaken. We heroically told the rock to do one, as it was waffling on about a pigs eye or sumthin'. and then we pretty much held 'em off until the other threee joined the frey. Between us, we mashed 'em up pretty good.

The army came in once all d'baddies was already turned into jam, but the dragon lady still wanted the credit. Told us she would tell everyone they did it. but she don't know she was up against threee expert story tellers, like me.

Using my brillient negotiating skills, we prety much robbed her blind, and she finks she's gon' be the hero? nah.

Kum seems pretty good at spinnin' a yarn. So did Amarilloian. Between us, we can tell da troof.

Herritage and An-ear were decent in a fight, lots of god-fire and bleedin' and stuff. Made for good watchin'.

Obviously i stole the show by scarin' them into finkin' i was gonna blow up the rock, so they all instantly bent to my will, but i won't lie, my new friends wer prety good.

stoopid dragon.