Why’d you have to go and make things so disintegrated?
Jul 13, 2018 14:44:39 GMT
Leocanto, Demik / Code, and 2 more like this
Post by Sunday on Jul 13, 2018 14:44:39 GMT
That silly barman was saying some reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaally boring things today about danger and retiring and dead friends. It took FOREVER to get a drink. So I just stole one in the end. I did save his and everyone’s life (except my own, I’m rubbish at that) today so I guess we’re quits.
The Feywild is really starting to bug me. That’s twice I’ve had to go there now and it creeps the fuck out of me. Too many angels and trees and daemons. If I’d wanted to deal with all that, I would have stayed in Phlegethos. Mind you, no trees in Phlegethos, too hot – just ash everywhere. Haha. Ash. Trees. Ash trees……Ash…… that fucking gnome turned me into ash! No-one’s ever killed me before – how DARE he?! I wonder if my new Archfey friends will bring him back to life repeatedly so I can crush his skull and pop his eyes and shred his tendons over and over and over and over and over again. I took some of his blood so I guess I can just drink that later. Or put it in Coll’s beer barrel! That will be fun.
Mind you, odd sense of humour this place has. Coll, Varis, and Daisy had all set out on this quest to find the bard (why didn’t Coll tell him he was barred!) ages ago so I missed the start. I thought it would be funny to surprise them wearing Lachlan’s skin. Apparently this didn’t go down too well as he was their friend and they had his remains in a bag. I just think that made it funnier. And then someone pointed out that Leocanto was Lachlan’s husband and that it was tasteless. It wasn’t tasteless; it was funny. Birds are tasteless. Too many feathers. I WISH I COULD FLY!
Anyway, I met them on the road to the fucking Feywild wearing Lachlan and they all kicked off blah bah blah. We went into that shitty forest and were warned about some swamp and a grandmother and I stole this platinum flask from the Eladrin captain what a moron. We saw some Drow in cages – I don’t know what was so weird about that, that’s where we kept ours back home. Well, bits of them, anyway.
Then we had a massive fight, that was really fun. Especially as Varis and Coll kept getting knocked out so I had all the fun to myself and killed EVERYTHING. Leo was messing about with some magic idk so I got to stomp everything. Then that fucking gnome turned me to ash! One minute I was pounding my maul into his puny chest then I was dead! Man I really wish I could fly.
Apparently some lesbian god brought me back to life. Whatever. She and her girlfriend also brought Coll back. What a waste. Bring back that gnome who had the temerity to kill me and let me swim in his flesh. Pffft. I’m off to pour the rest of this gnome blood into Varis’ stag’s trough.
The Feywild is really starting to bug me. That’s twice I’ve had to go there now and it creeps the fuck out of me. Too many angels and trees and daemons. If I’d wanted to deal with all that, I would have stayed in Phlegethos. Mind you, no trees in Phlegethos, too hot – just ash everywhere. Haha. Ash. Trees. Ash trees……Ash…… that fucking gnome turned me into ash! No-one’s ever killed me before – how DARE he?! I wonder if my new Archfey friends will bring him back to life repeatedly so I can crush his skull and pop his eyes and shred his tendons over and over and over and over and over again. I took some of his blood so I guess I can just drink that later. Or put it in Coll’s beer barrel! That will be fun.
Mind you, odd sense of humour this place has. Coll, Varis, and Daisy had all set out on this quest to find the bard (why didn’t Coll tell him he was barred!) ages ago so I missed the start. I thought it would be funny to surprise them wearing Lachlan’s skin. Apparently this didn’t go down too well as he was their friend and they had his remains in a bag. I just think that made it funnier. And then someone pointed out that Leocanto was Lachlan’s husband and that it was tasteless. It wasn’t tasteless; it was funny. Birds are tasteless. Too many feathers. I WISH I COULD FLY!
Anyway, I met them on the road to the fucking Feywild wearing Lachlan and they all kicked off blah bah blah. We went into that shitty forest and were warned about some swamp and a grandmother and I stole this platinum flask from the Eladrin captain what a moron. We saw some Drow in cages – I don’t know what was so weird about that, that’s where we kept ours back home. Well, bits of them, anyway.
Then we had a massive fight, that was really fun. Especially as Varis and Coll kept getting knocked out so I had all the fun to myself and killed EVERYTHING. Leo was messing about with some magic idk so I got to stomp everything. Then that fucking gnome turned me to ash! One minute I was pounding my maul into his puny chest then I was dead! Man I really wish I could fly.
Apparently some lesbian god brought me back to life. Whatever. She and her girlfriend also brought Coll back. What a waste. Bring back that gnome who had the temerity to kill me and let me swim in his flesh. Pffft. I’m off to pour the rest of this gnome blood into Varis’ stag’s trough.