Post by Mittens Mckittens on Jun 10, 2023 19:32:28 GMT
“Well to think I literally went out to pay off me milk-tab to Jenna Lib, n'suddenly she portals me'n'some others-including that lovely Miss Seraphina-back here on account of some ‘Big-Emergency!’ "
"Buzz?!"
"Yeah, t’was crazy out there! We hit Portal Plaza and the whole place was crawling with imps!
Read about them in one of Miss Kennari’s books you know, said they servd people who are particularly bad-natured, and they like to cause chaos!
I thought maybe they were just misunderstood, like that fey lot we met last week back at the Orchard-Still feel quite bad about that!"
"Buzz buzz buzzz buzz?"
"Well I tried to help them-have a chat y'know-till one of the little buggers tried to cut me ears off with a meat cleaver!
They weren’t listening to Miss Seraphina either, and she sounded just like me mother too when I tried to keep that strange-toad I found for a pet. I mean it only set fire to the curtains once!"
"Buzz buzz…"
"Well anyway, we cleared out the market place, freed some dwarves that got barricaded in their smithy, and helped The Watch in figuring out the imps had from a cart with some weird symbol on it's cargo.
Swear I’ve seen it somewhere b’fore."
"Buzz buzz buz buzz?"
"You know what Lib I didn’t get hurt! Not a single scratch! Not that I can say the same for that poor Thurghor, poor guy had to get healed back-up twice by Miss Seraphina-and he was lookin'quite sickly to begin with!"
"Buzzzzz."
"Anyway, all that ‘hero’ing’ work mades'me hungry Lib! What’ddya say to some milk and toasted bread slathered in jam’n'honey eh?
"Buzz buzzz!"
