Swear To Me - Yinmaris Iathrana - 01/06/23
Jun 2, 2023 18:17:52 GMT
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Post by Yinmaris on Jun 2, 2023 18:17:52 GMT
Excerpt from Yinmaris' notebook post-adventure:
So I need to make plans for the Corilith School, everyone there has a great vibe and I want to use those hot springs when it's not doing those sulphur fart bubbles of evil. Also note to self: imp jokes are so basic even my yo mama jokes killed them like seriously. In fairness I was on fire today, I mean that only mildly literally. Also that Dame was the worst, I mean firstly her flower arrangement was terrible, I mean lillies with petunias! So seriously garish and don't get me started on the smells, there was so much perfume it must be to disguise a lack of hygiene, my eyes were watering from the strength of it.
Also I love this rapier, it's so cool! I got the final kill on that insulted imp.
Added to Yin's list of nice food idea:
Letter from Yinmaris to Queen Queen Merla, the Sun-Blessed:
So I need to make plans for the Corilith School, everyone there has a great vibe and I want to use those hot springs when it's not doing those sulphur fart bubbles of evil. Also note to self: imp jokes are so basic even my yo mama jokes killed them like seriously. In fairness I was on fire today, I mean that only mildly literally. Also that Dame was the worst, I mean firstly her flower arrangement was terrible, I mean lillies with petunias! So seriously garish and don't get me started on the smells, there was so much perfume it must be to disguise a lack of hygiene, my eyes were watering from the strength of it.
Also I love this rapier, it's so cool! I got the final kill on that insulted imp.
Added to Yin's list of nice food idea:
- Sweets that are like rocks, so the Coriliths can have sweets. Rock sweets that's a name for them.
Letter from Yinmaris to Queen Queen Merla, the Sun-Blessed:
Your Majesty,
It was great to see you earlier this week, thank you for the boon; It has served me well today. I joined another group of adventurers, including a very strong minotaur called Keros, a very nice dragonborn called Odiniad, a halfling fellow bard called Finnegan and a really cool human that can have wings called Azier. We were asked by a really weird noble called Dame Demuh Demgae (I think that's how you spell it), so she hired us to deal with an issue at her holiday home in a village caleld Corilith Village. Apparently someone had written some swear words on the side of a cliff that could be seen from a balcony at her house. Well she offered use payment when it was cleaned and also some money if we dealt with the vandals and if we brought her the head of the perpertrator (a bit extreme in my opinion) she would triple that payment.
When we arrived at this village we met the people that lived there, a group of the cutest, smallest earth elementals called Coriliths but they were all really angry and annoyed because as it turned out the swear word grafitti was everywhere in the village. Now a thing I noticed was that these graffittis were radiating bardic magic like the one that means it can hurt when you viciously mock someone (I need to think of a name for that, maybe Aggressive Taunting? Who knows.) and this was causing people there to get angry all the time even if we did something that would calm people, like Finnegan and I did an awesome jam session of a lute and flute duet for a corilith at some really cool hotsprings that was amazing but then all of a sudden a stinky bubble erupted and the hyped up Corilith got understandably mad again. So after more investigations and finding a hiding mayor thanks to Keros removing a door we found out there was some weirdness with the town hall involving laughing and KEros tracked so footprints that weren't us or Coriliths that led there.
We get there and enter the main room wich was huge and after a roast battle between me and the leader of this group of invisible vandals, the boss of them showed himself and he was an imp. After some amazing fighting from all my compatriots and myself after they decided to fight us to run this village as we defeated the most of the minions, the leader called Viapueri who I was having a battle of wits and fire was knocked onto the floor by Keros who is a true hero and I managed to land the final blow on the imp. After this we worked with the coriliths and the surviving imps to do some community service and now the group want to make a school because the coriliths want to learn how to read.
Again it was amazing to see you again and thank you for the boon, I know you are busy so if there was anything I could help you with please let me know and I'll do what I can.
May your music be enchanting and your days be filled with joy.
Your humble servant,
Yinmaris Iathrana
It was great to see you earlier this week, thank you for the boon; It has served me well today. I joined another group of adventurers, including a very strong minotaur called Keros, a very nice dragonborn called Odiniad, a halfling fellow bard called Finnegan and a really cool human that can have wings called Azier. We were asked by a really weird noble called Dame Demuh Demgae (I think that's how you spell it), so she hired us to deal with an issue at her holiday home in a village caleld Corilith Village. Apparently someone had written some swear words on the side of a cliff that could be seen from a balcony at her house. Well she offered use payment when it was cleaned and also some money if we dealt with the vandals and if we brought her the head of the perpertrator (a bit extreme in my opinion) she would triple that payment.
When we arrived at this village we met the people that lived there, a group of the cutest, smallest earth elementals called Coriliths but they were all really angry and annoyed because as it turned out the swear word grafitti was everywhere in the village. Now a thing I noticed was that these graffittis were radiating bardic magic like the one that means it can hurt when you viciously mock someone (I need to think of a name for that, maybe Aggressive Taunting? Who knows.) and this was causing people there to get angry all the time even if we did something that would calm people, like Finnegan and I did an awesome jam session of a lute and flute duet for a corilith at some really cool hotsprings that was amazing but then all of a sudden a stinky bubble erupted and the hyped up Corilith got understandably mad again. So after more investigations and finding a hiding mayor thanks to Keros removing a door we found out there was some weirdness with the town hall involving laughing and KEros tracked so footprints that weren't us or Coriliths that led there.
We get there and enter the main room wich was huge and after a roast battle between me and the leader of this group of invisible vandals, the boss of them showed himself and he was an imp. After some amazing fighting from all my compatriots and myself after they decided to fight us to run this village as we defeated the most of the minions, the leader called Viapueri who I was having a battle of wits and fire was knocked onto the floor by Keros who is a true hero and I managed to land the final blow on the imp. After this we worked with the coriliths and the surviving imps to do some community service and now the group want to make a school because the coriliths want to learn how to read.
Again it was amazing to see you again and thank you for the boon, I know you are busy so if there was anything I could help you with please let me know and I'll do what I can.
May your music be enchanting and your days be filled with joy.
Your humble servant,
Yinmaris Iathrana
