Armed and Dangerous (20/4) - Zola
Apr 21, 2023 13:37:08 GMT
Toothy, Delilah Daybreaker, and 2 more like this
Post by Zola Rhomdaen on Apr 21, 2023 13:37:08 GMT
A day after slaying a fungal ancient green dragon, helping Delilah graft a new arm on herself, and writing a jingle that has gone viral on Pixiegram, a letter with a skull-and-mountain wax seal appears on Zola’s bed in Haspar Knoll. The mailman hasn’t come today. She’s not sure how it got there. She opens it anyway.
A letter sealed with a wax seal depicting a small cottage on a hill is left at Imryll Elamaris’s door in the Mountain Palace. On the envelope, a few words are hastily scrawled: Please forward to Bugbite! Thank you!!!
Out of curiosity, the spring eladrin spy decides to snoop a little.
Co-written with Anthony
Cookie Sales Representative,
First, may I say you did an excellent job with the cookie sales yesterday and deserve a well earned break from your duties. Egg and I have already had several enquiries for supply. At this rate I may not need to resort to abusing the recent powers I have been bestowed by our fair Queen. I thought, however, you may appreciate an update on your efforts;
Unfortunately, The Huntsman did not see matters as I had anticipated and has yet to agree to a shirtless cookie sales rep position. I maintain hope he will change his mind. Speaking with Bertie, Egg has agreed to trial a new line of merchandise of plush creatures wearing our trademark aprons. I'm expecting them to be a roaring success.
Sontaunthatuth has already moved into Andralafash’s old lair, however, meaning I at least have a favour from Xantha now so we shall see what use I can make of that.
Jyndeth never came back out of the Floating Melon after looking into the suspected mining activity but Killian (or rather, Eric) has assured me they won’t be tunnelling into anyone’s chambers or collapsing a mountain so I suppose we will see when Jyndeth turns up again.
Excellent work and I look forward to seeing your return to sales.
Bugbite & Egg
First, may I say you did an excellent job with the cookie sales yesterday and deserve a well earned break from your duties. Egg and I have already had several enquiries for supply. At this rate I may not need to resort to abusing the recent powers I have been bestowed by our fair Queen. I thought, however, you may appreciate an update on your efforts;
Unfortunately, The Huntsman did not see matters as I had anticipated and has yet to agree to a shirtless cookie sales rep position. I maintain hope he will change his mind. Speaking with Bertie, Egg has agreed to trial a new line of merchandise of plush creatures wearing our trademark aprons. I'm expecting them to be a roaring success.
Sontaunthatuth has already moved into Andralafash’s old lair, however, meaning I at least have a favour from Xantha now so we shall see what use I can make of that.
Jyndeth never came back out of the Floating Melon after looking into the suspected mining activity but Killian (or rather, Eric) has assured me they won’t be tunnelling into anyone’s chambers or collapsing a mountain so I suppose we will see when Jyndeth turns up again.
Excellent work and I look forward to seeing your return to sales.
Bugbite & Egg
A letter sealed with a wax seal depicting a small cottage on a hill is left at Imryll Elamaris’s door in the Mountain Palace. On the envelope, a few words are hastily scrawled: Please forward to Bugbite! Thank you!!!
Out of curiosity, the spring eladrin spy decides to snoop a little.
Dear Bugbite and Egg,
Sorry to hear about the Huntsman turning the offer down, but at least cookie sales are up! How about asking Sarin to be your shirtless sales rep instead? He’s always naked anyway.Or maybe Lord Jaezred? Please ignore that last suggestion, I think he might actually kill me.
Love,
Zola
P.S. I appreciate the enthusiasm but I’m not your employee! Not full-time, anyway.
Sorry to hear about the Huntsman turning the offer down, but at least cookie sales are up! How about asking Sarin to be your shirtless sales rep instead? He’s always naked anyway.
Love,
Zola
P.S. I appreciate the enthusiasm but I’m not your employee! Not full-time, anyway.
Co-written with Anthony
