Post by Mittens Mckittens on Feb 9, 2023 8:45:12 GMT
"Okay so, run it through with me again Mittens.
This 'Mr Jasper' invited a group of adventurers to his big posh house in the Winter Court."
This 'Mr Jasper' invited a group of adventurers to his big posh house in the Winter Court."
"Yup."
"He's apparently a searer who had..A..a Prophecy. One in which he foresaw his own untimely demise at the hand at such a group?"
"That's right."
"He then said it was a like-a-game, turned into a puddle of slush, upon which and then five other 'Jaspers' immediately into his house by smashing through a window, and you proceeded to slow them with spells before they agreed to help you find...the Real Jasper as they all had their own..motives for wanting to 'kill him.'
"You're getting it!
"You gave all of the 'Japers' name badges, and whilst you left them 'looting' his house, another 'Jasper' then surprised you all in the kitchen, stabbed a Duck-turkey-eagle guy-?"
"Oh Drake was his name!-Wore a cool little mask."
"Right. Who then set 'Jasper' on-fire, revealing him to not be the real Jasper but another person who had a reason to kill him. You then returned to all the other 'Jaspers' looting the house, and after a lot of talking managed to discover Jasper was disguised as one of the Fake Jaspers all along-'Fred.' "
"I knew there was sumthin'funny about Fred."
"Calla, then said about how a fortune teller at the Winter Fair, told her she'd be 'going to hell' one day? "
"Yeah sounds dead exciting right? Do you think they meant the real one, or the like one all the metaphorical one all the 'bad folk' in the world all apparently end up?"
"Well, I'm not sure about that. But I'll say one thing Mittens."
*Crunch crunch*
"Oh, and what's that Miss Kennari?"
"These biscuits you brought back from Mr Jasper's, mhmm-they're really bloody good-Ooops!"
"Haha! They are 'REALLY BLOODY GOOD' aren't they?"
*Laughter and continued crunching*
