Post by Mittens Mckittens on Feb 9, 2023 7:41:10 GMT
"Why does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance."
"Mittens."
"Oh! How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck!"
"Mittens please!"
"Haha here's one me pa told me-The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The town guard suspected... fowl play."
*Heavy sigh*
"Chicken’s like to their bake cakes...from scratch."
*Quietly Muttered* "Sometimes I wonder why I thought having a pupil was a good ideal..."
"Oh that reminds me of one! What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?"
"Ugh..I..don't know Mittens...What?"
"It was..egg-spelled. Get it? Egg-spelled?"
*Loud groan*
"So what're we having for dinner-I ate an omelette for breakfast…but I’m still feeling...Peckish."
*Strained* "MITTENS!!!
