Session Echo - Boosya - 19/05/2022

Set to a melody of The Remains of the Day

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A song performed by a strange group of squirrel thespians all over the Red Kingdom.


Hey! Give me a listen you squirrels of cheer
At least those of you who's cool with some fear
I'll tell you a story that'll make you go nuts
Of an oak tree, a princess, and most daring heist


    GreyOak, the kingdom of floofs
    Hidden away on the highest of roofs
    Where the cats all go poof,
    And the squirrels aloof
    But is queen any good or should we ask for proof?


Well, our girl is a beauty known for miles around
When mysterious theatre came into town
Counting Blacky, Boss, Scurry, and then Tit and Tat
Thought the latter are kinda as dumb as a nut
They were paid to steal princess away, but then – ho
The princess herself really wanted to go.
When her mommy said no, Grey just couldn't cope
So our heroes came up with a plan to elope


    GreyOak, the kingdom of floofs
    Hidden away on the highest of roofs
    Where the cats all go poof,
    And the squirrels aloof
    But is queen any good or should we ask for proof?


So they conjured up a plan to get in some aid
For instance, a tree, played by lovely Glade.
And Boosya sang songs, such a wholesome old girl
Perhaps stick with healing – and our ears wouldn't curl
The shoes of a knight fit Vythe like a glove
Fights, songs and the landscapes – what's not to love?
And then lady Corilla, or so I am told,
Came in strong with the nut puns – comedy gold!
Then next to the kitchens, under airship quay
Lolli was waiting, ready to join the fray
She was ready to go, but where was Grey?


        And then?
        She waited

        And then?
        There in the shadows, was it her mark?

        And then?
        Her little heart beat so loud

        And then?
        And then baby, everything went dark...


They got to the airship, but the guards - they gave chase
And a living conker joined the terrible race
So they charmed all the guards, made them run off a ship
(They're all fine, don't you worry, wasn't such a big dip)
They exploded the conker, and laughed at the queen
And the masks have ensured they would all get out clean
So they rescued the princess, and defeated the guards
And their story is there to be sang by the bards
What of the princess? She left after the heist
And that's the best story in Daring Heights!


    GreyOak, the kingdom of floofs
    Hidden away on the highest of roofs
    Where the cats all go poof,
    And the squirrels aloof
    But is queen any good or should we ask for proof?