The Only way out is Through - Varga - 05/04/22

This is a truthful tale about a bunch of adventurers who ventured into our domain. And we've had a little chat with them. It all happened exactly like we say. Trusssst usssss.



I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like Drow from the sun
See how they fly
I'm growing

Silly little Varga
Waiting for the death to come
Running down the tunnel, and you've lost your weapon
Boi, you've been a naughty girl
You run away, not to

I am the mushroom
They are the mushroom
I am the owlbear
Goo goo g'joob

Mister City Menace sitting
Pretty Menace with his big crossbow
See bugs fly like Malice in the sky, see how you run
I'm growing, I'm glowing
I'm growing, I'm glowing

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Right onto your shoulder, just attracting glowbugs
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your guard way down

I am the mushroom
They are the mushroom
I am the owlbear
Goo goo g'joob


Heret on the watch, and watching
All them sleeping bad
If the sun don't come he get a tan
From sitting in the Underdark

I am the mushroom
They are the mushroom
I am the owlbear
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob

Jaezred, expert in the shackles
Don't you think that Imryll laughs at you
See how shackles fly right on your arm, you can't do shit.
I'm flying

All the while Redacted
Climbing up a cultist tower
Elementary penguin singing Fhtagn Cthulhu 
Man, you should have seen her kick some eldritch gods

I am the mushroom
They are the mushroom
I am the owlbear
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob,




And then they woke up, went invisible, tricked an illithid colony into thinking they're oozes, and killed a blood dragon to establish a trade route, but who cares about that boring stuff?

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On the off chance anyone doesn't know the original song - I am the Walrus