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Post by Beets The Beetle (Feenix) on Mar 30, 2022 21:00:31 GMT
A lot of incredible and impossible things happened today…
Soooo...
I met an elf guy that was-just…almost..very very close to being even more beautifully handsome than Marto!
I beat a huge barbarian giant called Kavel in an arm wrestle that literally broke a stone table in two.
We had some delicious moon tea and the most amazing biscuits with a friendly pit fiend and his lovely genasi friend who gave us all presents!
I almost got smooshed into nothing by the giant Fey Queen Nicnevin using JUST ONE of her fingers.
Oh yeah…and we kinda got dragged into space through a magic lunar portal and got to see ‘our planet’ from the moon, all because Gerhard, who was on a quest to find his long lost friend, and though he didn’t find him he got given a super cool silver moon bow by the pit fiend guy, which apparently now makes him a portal stair traveller guy now…But if I’m honest…After everything that’s happened, that bit seemed…Pretty standard adventure fair to be honest.
-Note to self: DO NOT challenge royalty to a fight, especially in the Feywild before knowing how BIG they are-THEY WILL BUGGIN’ DESTROY YOU!
That last thing Queen Nicnevin said though… “I expect to hear great things of you, Beets the Beetle…” What sort of things does she think I’m capable of?
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