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Post by Beets The Beetle (Feenix) on Jan 16, 2022 22:22:16 GMT
The 'THWACK!' as that tomato hit me right in the face, it took me right back home to when Briar, and his gang picked a fight with me in the market place…It took Pa a whole week to rebuild that vegetable cart…Though it took a whole lot longer for people to forget Briar’s middle name…He certainly looked as red as a ‘Rose’ smothered fat head to fat toes in tomatoes.
I remember Pa used to say ‘shake a leg’ to me back home to me each morning before we used go out hunting and doing odd jobs for people in the village.
Clearly the saying is slightly different in elven villages- the crowd of the Three Headed Dragon seem to think so in anyway-I’ve never seen so much..’jiggiling’..egh…
I didn’t stick around long to watch much of Lula fru fru..fruity ma tooseys act as I was...H-had to wash tomato juice outta my eyes…Flit that stuff stings…
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Lolli was is such a sweetie little bun that I’ll be honest I was kinda worried at seeing the new I’d ‘commissioned’ her as she calls it, to make for me. Bright prink bows and frilly fru'fru frills just aren’t my style! But-she did an BUGGING’AWESOME job with it... Thank you Fluffbun!
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