Post by Ser Baine Cinderwood 🔥🌼 on Apr 21, 2021 21:26:51 GMT
Dear Thea,
I’m fine. I cannot stress enough how fuckin fine I am. I am writing to you now, after the fact. Don’t be mad.
I died. BUT THEN I WAS BROUGHT BACK and NOW I AM FINE.
I have been informed that we did beat Ulorian so now he’ll stay out of Daring. (I don’t buy that for a fuckin second, he’s gonna flood us all. We’ve probably just angered him more. Anyway.)
This is a note to tell you that I am very much alive again.
I feel like shit though so I’m gonna have a nap but I know you’re waiting to hear how it went.
All my love,
B.
Dear Thea,
Up and about again. Zunus and Lytton kept an eye on the Squeaks cos I went with Ghesh to Kundar. He’s a Big Deal around those parts (even more than he is down here) cos of the whole Dragonborn in Kundar Were Slaves Until Like Four Weeks Ago. They’re finally getting some actual change up there and they want him to get involved - which makes sense, he’s amazing! So a couple of us went with and made sure he had some help if he wanted it.
Something’s fishy up there tho cos we got asked to escort a politician lady to a dig site but when we got there everyone had been turned to dust. Then again we did have to fight undead snake people so maybe they just dug something up that they should have left in the ground. Either way we dealt with it, and managed to keep the new guy alive as well. Col is getting reckless in his old age, he’s sending some of these green ones out on missions they really shouldn’t be on.
Also not to sound full of myself but I am deeply hurt and offended by the fact that I’ve managed to write you a second time before you’ve even replied to the fact that I died. Honestly. What has this friendship come to. You’re not even pregnant anymore so there’s no excuse.
Make that husband of yours do some chores, put your feet up.
All my love,
Baine
Dear Thea,
If this is a silent treatment as punishment for dying, you know that it won’t work on me cos it just leaves me with more time to run my mouth. We’ve been over this.
Might go with the boss to get him a new sword in a little bit (because the one I gave him was garbage I guess) so I might be away from the compound for a while. I expect a fucken answer by the time I get back.
All my love,
Ser Baine, Master At Being Very Much Alive You Dick
I’m fine. I cannot stress enough how fuckin fine I am. I am writing to you now, after the fact. Don’t be mad.
I died. BUT THEN I WAS BROUGHT BACK and NOW I AM FINE.
I have been informed that we did beat Ulorian so now he’ll stay out of Daring. (I don’t buy that for a fuckin second, he’s gonna flood us all. We’ve probably just angered him more. Anyway.)
This is a note to tell you that I am very much alive again.
I feel like shit though so I’m gonna have a nap but I know you’re waiting to hear how it went.
All my love,
B.
Dear Thea,
Up and about again. Zunus and Lytton kept an eye on the Squeaks cos I went with Ghesh to Kundar. He’s a Big Deal around those parts (even more than he is down here) cos of the whole Dragonborn in Kundar Were Slaves Until Like Four Weeks Ago. They’re finally getting some actual change up there and they want him to get involved - which makes sense, he’s amazing! So a couple of us went with and made sure he had some help if he wanted it.
Something’s fishy up there tho cos we got asked to escort a politician lady to a dig site but when we got there everyone had been turned to dust. Then again we did have to fight undead snake people so maybe they just dug something up that they should have left in the ground. Either way we dealt with it, and managed to keep the new guy alive as well. Col is getting reckless in his old age, he’s sending some of these green ones out on missions they really shouldn’t be on.
Also not to sound full of myself but I am deeply hurt and offended by the fact that I’ve managed to write you a second time before you’ve even replied to the fact that I died. Honestly. What has this friendship come to. You’re not even pregnant anymore so there’s no excuse.
Make that husband of yours do some chores, put your feet up.
All my love,
Baine
Dear Thea,
If this is a silent treatment as punishment for dying, you know that it won’t work on me cos it just leaves me with more time to run my mouth. We’ve been over this.
Might go with the boss to get him a new sword in a little bit (because the one I gave him was garbage I guess) so I might be away from the compound for a while. I expect a fucken answer by the time I get back.
All my love,
Ser Baine, Master At Being Very Much Alive You Dick