Fighting Fire with Fire - 16/06
Jun 17, 2020 9:05:51 GMT
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Post by Markas Virnala on Jun 17, 2020 9:05:51 GMT
While running back through the streets of Sigil, Markas notices a flyer stuck to a wall:
<> Soul wine, Distilled from the Fruit of Hanged Man’s tree <>
Visit
The House of Wondrous Pleasures
Where we cater for all your multi-planar desires!
Our Palatial premises boasts thousands of rooms with bespoke setups to cater to your every need. If you can think of it, we can provide it.
About the Resort
Boasting a prime location in Sigil, the tiny plot of the House of Wondrous Pleasures began as a passion project of the resort’s owner; Za’zyym, desiring a place where one could satisfy every desire imaginable. The resort has since blossomed into the foremost exclusive, one-stop shop for anyone of note throughout the multiverse.
Companionship
With hundreds of rooms catering to your every whim, desire, taste or fancy; The House of Wondrous Pleasures prides itself on finding the right companion and experience for you, whether you seek physical, emotional, spiritual or psychological stimulation.
Conversation Pleasure
Pain Bees
Quiet reflection Screaming partners
Combative release Soft / Sharp experiences
Food / Drink
"The largest bar in all the Planes!"
Come and enjoy the live music in our tailor made recliners for all beings of the inner and outer planes while sampling only the best that the Multiverse has to offer. Let your taste-buds and soul delight in such delicacies as;
<> Soul wine, Distilled from the Fruit of Hanged Man’s tree <>
<> The taste of Victory on Mount Elysium <>
<> The smell of sweet roses on a warm Summer's day <>
<> Fermented milk spread on a bed of children's tears <>
<> The finest Drider Milk <>
<> Elf / Dwarf / Orc Blood <>
<> Roasted rodents on wooden skewers <>
(Iced Tea also available on request)
Spa and Steam Rooms
Bask in the searing heat and feel the skin peel from your bones as our resident Elemental from the Plane of Fire provides the perfect temperatures for our dedicated Steam rooms, sure to warm even those of a fiery persuasion.
Once suitably relaxed, you can then visit one of the establishments' many masseuses to complete your relaxation experience, including our new Psychic Masseuse (Appointment only)
The Grotto
“The perfect place to cool off after a relaxing steam”
Our underground cavern and Lake complex provides the perfect escape. The vast complex, lit by Bio-luminescent fish within the lake and refracted by the gemstone ceiling boasts several miles of coastline with calm waters for you to swim and relax.
Terms and Conditions
- Admittance by invitation only.
- Violence, offensive use of magic and generally creating a disturbance (terms to be determined by the host) will not be tolerated within the resort. Any infringements upon this rule may attract the attention of the Lady of Pain
- In regards to item 11, a safe word shall be required
- Badgers are strictly prohibited from the bar area
- Soul Wine, Alcohol and any other beverages purchased in the bar should not be thrown at Fire Elementals in the steam room. Only use the water provided.
- Voices may carry/echo within the Grotto cavern. The management will not be responsible for any overheard conversations or their repercussions.
- Due to some recent developments in Avernus, the management no longer offers “The Best” Soul Wine and will instead offer “The best available”
- Fishing within the Grotto is strictly prohibited to designated fishing areas. For fishing related encounters, please speak to your host.
- The management will not tolerate sampling of our staff or patrons Blood directly. Please order all blood based beverages at the bar
- Bar fights, mosh pits, Conga lines and Interpretive dance are strictly prohibited in the bar area. Please keep these activities to the pleasure rooms.
- With regards to items 2, 4, 5 and 9, exceptions can be made upon request. Please speak to your host for details.
- With regards to item 10, specifically Mosh pits, the management recognises the community and lifestyle created by the Pixie band “Berry and the Boulders” and will waive this rule during their performances.
- Food and drink is allowed in the Steam room, however, please refrain from littering or spilling where possible.
- Clandestine endeavours, while not encouraged, will not be prohibited by the management but may still be subject to our other T’s & C’s
