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Post by Tazmuck on Apr 1, 2020 10:12:06 GMT
Taz found himself in a moment of deep reflection. He suddenly realised what he was: a massive and heartless asshole.
Discovering this, he set about immediately making things right. But what could he do about it?
To start, he gifted all of his magical weapons and armour to poor people around Port Ffirst. One fisherman was particularly thankful for this. It hurt Taz a bit - but he thought he would find new ones easily, and these people deserved it more.
After this, still not satisfied he'd completely made amends, he gifted all of his money to the orphanage in Daring Heights.
Finally, he promises to himself - from now on I will be nice to everyone, all the time. If someone is down, my cheeriness will turn that frown around!
Lighter, but happier, he skips down the street, singing "It's a new dawn... it's a new daaaaayyyy... and I'm feeeeeelin'..."
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Post by Tazmuck on Apr 1, 2020 10:38:08 GMT
... Suddenly, Taz wakes up, he's back in his room.
Wow that was a strange dream, he thinks. What a nightmare.
(April Fools totally got you all ;-) )
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Post by Ian (Menace) on Apr 1, 2020 10:39:56 GMT
Mace makes the rounds in Old Town, realising what is happening, and proceeds to swindle the fishermen out of their newfound magic items.
"The witless fools don't know what they were given..." He mumbles to himself under the weight of Taz' magically smouldering armor, a great axe and other instruments of destruction, "...but they will make fine additions to the pawnshop."
...was what Taz dreamed before waking up in cold sweat.
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