Post by bizteck on Jun 14, 2017 12:19:03 GMT
Ladies annnnnnd Genial....folk
Pleassseee welcome to the stage
the bardtastic FANTASTIC ..
the one..... the only.................
Morrrrrigannnnn deee LACY !!!!!!!
Welcome welcome once again my friends.
What deeds what terrors abroad again ?
First a warm welcome to GARA the dwarf for its a special bond we share.
The ice man himself attends many of my performances.
Second my party old friends and new.
Arrakis the Cleric with Morgan the good
Sef a Monk Dorian a Warlock along with a new arrival Dawn a Human Paladin
So without further ado .......
We ventured south a gate to discover in the tongue Draconic
And old ruin lay its demise iconic.
We spied a hole
Seth and Dorien descended.
Into the darkness with fragrant disregard some crates were upended
Suddenly from afar a creature was spied
Half owl half bear I couldn't believe my eyes.
The paladin strode forward to meet this fierce foe ....
the bear knocked him out with one single blow.
Lucky for him Morgan had a horse
Up he popped galloped forward and
Smashed the bear in the head .... of course!!
Dawn awake with murder in his eyes.
Stay your hand demanded the cleric not tonight this creature dies.
He put the beast in chains as we searched underneath.
Some blows to the head kept the monster asleep.
In the tunnel most curious a boiler room of old
Inside a elemental of fire behold.
Careful I cried this thing is beyond us!!
'Pah' shrugged the Ork some water is a must.
We left it for now someone else can contain.
We strode forward into the night while Arakis left it in pain.
We camped for the night by the fire I slouch.
Suddenly a arrow to my balls God dammit FUCKING OUTCH !!!!
I spied Morgan on his horse battling like a knight iconic
My magic ascended
and suddenly in a flash a cleric ... his horse ..... catatonic!
Seth and Arackas ran into darkness to deal death.
The Monk put 2 Gnoles down within a moments breath.
I was angry I felt the red mist rise
I wiped out my bow and another met his demise.
Then my sword came forth I drove it into another's neck
The blood spewed while I made him a wreck.
The next morning awoke our journey continued forward
into a wild forest of shadow and winter onward.
Ahead from the haze. Tall and black, a tower
With a daemon's head oozing ungodly power.
Kill them all declared Dawn I'm here for murder!
Stay your hand pleaded Morgan I would hear them a bit further.
He strode ahead to parley with the a man in a gown.
Seth behind with questions repersenting the town.
They claimed peace despite their unholy deity.
To a ritual we were invited for Seth and Morgan ....alrighty
We listened to strange noises within
While staying outside on guard
My imagination alight with images of debauchery and Sin.
Suddenly a horse with a rocket up its arse
If I did not spy it myself I’d believe it a farce.
Our friends returned with a strange tale to tell.
How a horse got stabbed while the a monk took off like a bat outta hell
Locations were disclosed of abominations to the North.
Heretics of evil a 1000 gp to those brave enough to go forth.
There my Friends this week my tail ends for now
I'm off for a pint.
I'm so hungry i could butcher a cow !
Pleassseee welcome to the stage
the bardtastic FANTASTIC ..
the one..... the only.................
Morrrrrigannnnn deee LACY !!!!!!!
Welcome welcome once again my friends.
What deeds what terrors abroad again ?
First a warm welcome to GARA the dwarf for its a special bond we share.
The ice man himself attends many of my performances.
Second my party old friends and new.
Arrakis the Cleric with Morgan the good
Sef a Monk Dorian a Warlock along with a new arrival Dawn a Human Paladin
So without further ado .......
We ventured south a gate to discover in the tongue Draconic
And old ruin lay its demise iconic.
We spied a hole
Seth and Dorien descended.
Into the darkness with fragrant disregard some crates were upended
Suddenly from afar a creature was spied
Half owl half bear I couldn't believe my eyes.
The paladin strode forward to meet this fierce foe ....
the bear knocked him out with one single blow.
Lucky for him Morgan had a horse
Up he popped galloped forward and
Smashed the bear in the head .... of course!!
Dawn awake with murder in his eyes.
Stay your hand demanded the cleric not tonight this creature dies.
He put the beast in chains as we searched underneath.
Some blows to the head kept the monster asleep.
In the tunnel most curious a boiler room of old
Inside a elemental of fire behold.
Careful I cried this thing is beyond us!!
'Pah' shrugged the Ork some water is a must.
We left it for now someone else can contain.
We strode forward into the night while Arakis left it in pain.
We camped for the night by the fire I slouch.
Suddenly a arrow to my balls God dammit FUCKING OUTCH !!!!
I spied Morgan on his horse battling like a knight iconic
My magic ascended
and suddenly in a flash a cleric ... his horse ..... catatonic!
Seth and Arackas ran into darkness to deal death.
The Monk put 2 Gnoles down within a moments breath.
I was angry I felt the red mist rise
I wiped out my bow and another met his demise.
Then my sword came forth I drove it into another's neck
The blood spewed while I made him a wreck.
The next morning awoke our journey continued forward
into a wild forest of shadow and winter onward.
Ahead from the haze. Tall and black, a tower
With a daemon's head oozing ungodly power.
Kill them all declared Dawn I'm here for murder!
Stay your hand pleaded Morgan I would hear them a bit further.
He strode ahead to parley with the a man in a gown.
Seth behind with questions repersenting the town.
They claimed peace despite their unholy deity.
To a ritual we were invited for Seth and Morgan ....alrighty
We listened to strange noises within
While staying outside on guard
My imagination alight with images of debauchery and Sin.
Suddenly a horse with a rocket up its arse
If I did not spy it myself I’d believe it a farce.
Our friends returned with a strange tale to tell.
How a horse got stabbed while the a monk took off like a bat outta hell
Locations were disclosed of abominations to the North.
Heretics of evil a 1000 gp to those brave enough to go forth.
There my Friends this week my tail ends for now
I'm off for a pint.
I'm so hungry i could butcher a cow !
