Post by Beets The Beetle (Feenix) on Feb 11, 2024 22:30:34 GMT
*Inside the main living area of the Rooftop Beetle Base*
“So how do think Beets is getting on?”
“I don’t know Jeremy, I still don’t know if setting her up to go on this ‘Date-Night’ at the Gilded Mirror was a good idea.”
“What are ya talking about? Of course it was Diana! You heard her same as me, Beets has never even been on a date before let alone had a partner. This will totally get her out there on The Dawnlands Dating-Scene!"
“Didn’t she have a crush once though? You know on that halfling fella friend of hers who lives in New Hillburrow. Oh what’s his name-Melvin? Barto?
"It’s Marto Gary-and we promised each other we wouldn’t talk about hearing that."
“Well it’s not our fault Beets talks in her sleeee-
“Beets coming.”
*Drone of wings and landing thud and squeak of wooden bannister*
“-Heeey Beets!”
“Hey you guys. Having a good evening?”
“Oh yes-mhm real good. We were just..talking about…”
“Your date-night.”
“Axel! You didn’t have to just tell her!”
“You’re back..earlier than expected Beets. Everything okay?”
“Yeah. Everything went fine. I had, a nice time I guess. Thank you all!”
“Sooo….Did ya..Meet..anyone…? Any hook ups-”
*Whack*
“Owh! Diana!”
“She doesn’t have to talk about it she doesn’t want to Jer!”
“No, no hook ups Jer.
Lets see: Met a buff furry fella named Jax, great taste in clothes interesting ‘interest' in big vegetables. Saw Ronk the Goliath again, real sweet guy-very good singing voice-Will have to introduce him to Kavel sometime. A pretty bard lad named Yinmaris, he was nice to talk to. A wine loving guy, think he may have been some kinda minor god or something. Shy guy called Crow who did a very good duet with Ronk. A very nice fey person named Flora who complimented me on my beetle legs and seemed rather laid back for a Fey. A flirty creep guy called Karen-less said the better. Professor Kevin from the Academy, who seemed more interested in wanting to dissect me than romance me. Oh-and a big buff barbarian girl named Thukea Kalagolake-she horribly dismembers people.
*Yawn* Right, thank you all for setting me up tonight-but all that talking has flittin’shattered me. I’m gotta head to bed. Night all.
*Fading drone of wings and the faintest clink of roof tiles*
♪🎶 “Well I’m just a big Goliath..baby…” ♪🎶
“That Thukea chick sounds hot-"
*Whack*
“Owh! Diana!”