Adventurers Required: Spelunking

For reference (I can add this to whichever write up once done):

The image of the skinny man with the bright red shirt and shaven head plays over in your mind this night. His sharp nose and sharper voice. His wide smile as the crowd who filled the barn at Merrick's Farm cheered. Men, women, children. All human.

The crowd cheered, "Aye aye porky pie," and then they were silent as they listened to Porky,

"Do I have a story for you this night
I think I do
I think I might.
It is the story of how your town was saved
By humankind against the twilight knaves.
You were there, you saw it true
Permit me to tell it back to you.
Man and woman with sheild and sword
Fighting toe to toe against the demonic horde.
But where were the dwarves
Where where the elves
Back in their homes shitting themselves.
While we fought
They enjoyed a beer
Yes you are right isn't that queer.
A host of giants came to crush our town
Until brave men and women cut them down
Little thundercog useless fucking gnome
Reled on us to save his home.
Goblins and gnolls of the twilight might
Clawing and killing throughout the fight
And then we saw her up in the air
The twilight general flew out of her lair
A demon with wings and black as sin
We brave humans knew what to do
We cut her down
We cut her in two
We severed her head
We did what we do
We saved the kantas lands
I tell it now
It is for us that daring heights still stands
You are the hero's
You risked your lives
We are the ones who deserve to thrive
Now raise your mugs
Now raise you beers
Now raise your voices for all to hear."

And the crowd cheered and roared. Beer was drunk and a song started at the back of the hall and quickly spread until the entire barn sang at the top of their voices. Words of pride and beauty and a chorus loud and clear,

"The kantas belongs, the Kantas belongs, the Kantas belongs to me."